I fucking hate Fixer Upper. It’s that fake Texas nonsense - everyone has her hairstyle, her monogrammed Yeti tumbler and her Luccese boots. Waco is like a concentrated version of Austin.

I hope this never happens because I’m just one abortion away from a free FRO-YO on my PP punch card.

Gen X, represent!

And most of the world’s women aren’t rich and white. #notrelatable

What about Lil’ Brittle?

Another millennial story. I’ll pass.

“I know that this is hard for the president of the guys who wear Zubaz weightlifting pants with fanny packs to understand” DED

If you’ve been reading CDaN, this is a long time coming. I really hope the truth about Schneider comes out and he doesn’t just get to slink silently away into the shadows.

Yas!

Too bad she’s not still en utero. They’d be super protective of her then.

By this I mean Miami Cubans - not the folks who continue(d) to live on the island.

It’s funny because the Republicans have traditionally done nothing but kiss Cuban ass for 60 years.

Skip it all and go Adventure Time ;-)

My younger son is into FGTV on YouTube now - watching other people play fucking video games. He doesn’t play them, he watches other people play them. It’s awful.

I know this doesn’t count because I’m an #old and nothing happened before 2000, but unpaid internships used to be the norm - at least in advertising - and were pretty much a requirement if you wanted to get a job in the recession of the early 90s. Not saying it’s right, but it’s nothing new under the sun.

To me - that revelation that “I had sex with him because I deserved it for going to his room” was the saddest part of the interview.

Apparently Bolton is awesome at kissing the ass of his superiors. Although I’m praying your take is right and he just pisses Trump off with his nonsense.

Because now we’re all talking about something dumb as fuck that happened on CNN.

“I didn’t want to fuck him but I felt obligated so I could get out of there.” Um yeah, Stormy, that shit is problematic.

Fuck him. - Austinite