The tripwire bomb was in a super white neighborhood. Maybe he was trying to throw people off? - Austinite

Oh look. All the pro-Alo folks are thin. Shocking. I’ll stick to my Old Navy shit, thanks. I’m only sweating in them.

Super duper white.

Evidently the package was shipped from a freestanding FedEx location here in Austin (SW part of town off Brodie Lane) and addressed to another Austin spot (as yet undisclosed).

Thank you for continuing to cover this. I cross-read Jez and of course, nada. #austinite

Being a working mom working for men whose wives do not work is the fucking WORST. They take all their subconscious bullshit out on you.

This Segal stuff has been in CDaN for years. Glad it’s coming out. One rapist at a time...

YES THIS! You fuck Ethan Hawke that one time - realize he’s as selfish in bed as in is in life and run toward sweet, employed, cute Ben Stiller duh! #genx

Miranda is #goals.

I’m assuming she’s blonde...?

I’m sorry how was she a model? Like catalog?

Also: has a fucking stalker vibe. nothx

Now THAT I would watch.

I heart that they mock liberals for liking bougie shit like fucking arugula and lattes and they BUY GODDAMN $139K GODDAMN DOORS. C’mon!

Is that a wig? I’m confused.

I know when I reached any stumbling block when researching my thesis, a surprise tit massage usually helped me clear the mental hurdle.

I read this as “A 20-Year-Old is Sucking Dicks...” and I’m all “so what...?”

Thank you! Houston =/= all of Texas.

Your lips. G-d’s ears. Go Beto and Lupe! #austinvoter

No, they’re all “better than Hillary.” Still.