Every time I see something about Lunatic Palin, I remember the time that my ex-boyfriend’s parents went on vacation to Alaska and came back talking about its fantastic governor. And then after Obama was elected, his mother covered blanketed the back of her pickup truck in “PALIN 2012" stickers. And every single time I…

Oh, ok. I haven’t lived in Friendswood for years, but the home prices between the Friendswood ISD side and the Clear Creek ISD/Clear Brook side used to be huge.

I’m from Friendswood, and think that must be what you’re talking about. I feel like you must have moved to the “other” side of Clear Creek, right?

I am 31 years old and I still have my paperback copy of The Third Eye that I bought at the book fair in middle school. It’s proudly displayed on my bookshelf. I might have re-read it in the last few years.

Also, I saw he was driving the Obamas around while they were in London a couple of months ago. I found that to be pretty freaking impressive. My grandparents haven’t even hit 80 yet, and being in a vehicle that either of them are driving is utterly terrifying.

But where was Rachael Ray during this time?

I heard about the podcast, and had never watched the show, so I literally binge-watched all 7 seasons in about 3.2 weeks so I could listen to the podcast. Best decision of my life.

I grew up in Friendswood and was in sixth grade when Laura Smither disappeared right across the street from the town’s softball fields where I played. It went from being a virtually crime-free safe neighborhood to one where you hesitated to let your kids go outside to play alone.

I live in Austin and worked in the Theatre and Dance department at UT until about two years ago. I had a horrible feeling it was someone in the department just based on what I’ve seen across social media the last few days, but the confirmation today felt like a punch in the stomach. I got to know so many of the…

True story.

Zodiac killer...? Or Jigsaw? The nose kinda gives it away.

He’s wearing socks and I can’t handle that.

I thought the exact same thing about Saoirse Ronan in the bottom right.

Reminds me of when I worked for a bigass corporate bank and we were told during a staff meeting that there was “no reason for anyone to use all 10 of their sick days and two personal days in one year”...

I shared this interview with a friend when I first read it this morning. My exact question for him was, “Can you imagine ANY of the current candidates being the subject of this interview four or eight years from now?” Even the Democratic candidates. This man is a gem.

Bootie-straps.

Oh, how I loathe Greg Abbott being my governor.

My senior year of college, in the midst of a hellish week that involved multiple exams and papers due and nowhere near enough sleep. I got a paper back in one class which I had been very confident about, and it had a big F at the top. Evidently the whole class had “missed the point” of the assignment, and we were…

I have officially been out of the food service game for exactly two months, 6 days, 16 hours, and 13 minutes. I still frequent the bar where I worked because my friends still work there, I’m friends with several of the regulars, and they have great beer. I can hardly wait for the day when some jackass is rude to one…

Vince Young* recently moved into the neighborhood of the cafe I worked at, and came in every once in a while with his son to grab dinner (always to go). I was ringing up his order one evening, when a guy waiting on his food walked over, interrupted Vince’s ordering to ask to take a picture with him. Vince seemed…