If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

None. In fact it’s going to put a YUGE stress on the Secret Service. West wing addressed this in detail with President Elect Santos.

How would that bag look like? Like a brown bag with the dicks sticking out like baguettes? Or just like a plastic bag?

When I was new to the state and didn’t have a doctor I ended up at PP because of a minor issue. They were very thorough, very kind.

When does he start jarring his own pee? This is all we really need to know.

FUN FACT: The West Wing used the Gilmore Girls set to film the New Hampshire scene in In The Shadow of Two Gunmen (Season 2, Episode 1).

Ask and ye shall receive.

To be fair, holding anyone to the standard set by Cooper Nielsen is terribly unfair. He’s an amazing dancer, and a great choreographer (it’s just that as a boyfriend, he kinda sucks).

Okay this was pretty good dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel” but let’s face it, not as great as when Cooper Nielson drove his motorcycle on stage during the recital in Center Stage. Center Stage sets the gold standard for everything, always.

I’m so sorry, Scrunchie. I haven’t been through this, so I’m bumping for the most part.

I remember her saying she was afraid of wearing it and people make fun of her because it’s not what people usually wear, specially for such occasion (or something like this) and it’s amazing because it’s so iconic, but only she could have pulled it off.

Marion, you beautiful land mermaid.

Jean Paul Gautier... j’adore!!!

Note how pale Texas is.

I’m suck. FiveThirtyEight gives Clinton an 18% chance of winning my state. (Tennessee) It’s a red state for life but I’m not letting these tea baggers drive me away. My mortgage is cheap, I have an ok job, and my city has gotten cool AF the last couple of years. It’s a tiny slice of a slightly liberal oasis in the…

THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE TO STAY IN JUST FOR FOOTBALL SEASON? No. I cannot. The privilege is strong with these ones.

I watched this show with my in-laws while visiting last Christmas and we had two complaints - “Why are all the kitchens so white??” was theirs. “Why do they keep DISTRESSING everything??” was mine. Their style is SO far from mine that it’s hard to like the show - and I already live in Texas. I don’t need more fake…

call me.

“...campaign manger Paul Manafort also declared that nothing out of the ordinary had occurred, and if it had, the culprit was probably Hillary Clinton, ruler of Hades and mastermind of Everything Bad That Happens.”