Not the whole party, just the part south of the Mason-Dixon line. That was the other neat feature of the Democratic Party prior to the Johnson administration - it was really two parties in one. You had the northern liberals (like famously "wet" Al Smith of New York, and of course FDR, also of New York, and the…

I commandeer my wife's Corolla on a regular basis for this very reason. She'll run the thing with bad brakes/belts/whatever to the point of catastrophic failure if I let her.

I've been in Terminal 3. Yuck. Some parts of the past aren't meant to be preserved, and that's one of those. Good riddance.

A work of art, it is, but not worth 78 large.

Really? Do tell!

Yeah, this is probably something Andrew Cuomo did for us back when we all still loved him. Hooray for New York State!

You would have the U.S. Government buy an additional executive helicopter (or a small fleet of them) for the President's use? Besides, I'm sure there are very good reasons the Marines have been given this responsibility.

I don't think you'd need to store ALL of it. Keeping copies of my email to my better half telling her about some cat video on YouTube (porn) would clearly be a waste of resources. What you'd really want is the ability to sift through the traffic (roofing nails) in real time, and pick out what you want (C4). Maybe…

Back then. When the dinosaurs ruled the Earth. I didn't have the tailfin era in mind when I posted that (a bit before my time), but you're right.

Perhaps. Most postings say "or related field" without specifying what that means. If you did decide to go back to school, might I suggest going for a MS in computer science? You'll likely be required to take a few "bridge" courses, but you'll probably still save time over getting yet another BS.

BUT, did they solve the weight distribution problem? IIRC, most of the weight sits on the back wheels with hardly any left up front. This would cause the front wheel to spin in place if you pedaled too quickly from a standing stop.

So what would incompetency porn look like, from a sci-fi perspective? Sgt. Bilko in the Star Trek universe? I'd love to see that. A bunch of slackers on Voyager's deck 13, (Bilko was all about money, and the closest thing other than latinum would be replicator rations) where you only saw Janeway visit once - when…

You need the high-strength stuff, the kind they use to make countertops. They sell it at Lowe's.

A/C usually isn't needed in Germany. It just doesn't get as hot and sticky over there.

Well, (some) people were once convinced that Oldsmobile > Chevrolet, when in fact Olds == Chevy in every respect apart from the nameplate.

Just like there's no such thing as a purebred German shepherd. This doesn't change the fact that if your ancestors came over on the Mayflower, you'll look quite different than someone whose ancestors were brought over here from central Africa.

Probably called him a c***sucker.

That's some pretty fine baseketball.

Like Ryan said, it's predictable as all hell. You know that the reveal in the appetizer round and the main course round will not happen until after the commercial break, no matter how loud the music gets. The reveal in the desert round always happens right away.

We mainly make fun of the sob stories, groan when they're really bad, and laugh at the basket of ingredients they're given, which usually includes at least one ingredient no sane person would use in his or her own kitchen. Watch for the one guy who actually does use said ingredient, crows about this round being a…