So you can have a company you hate continue to pull from your account four months after you fired them? No thanks. Hands-on or not at all.

And it's made in Louisville. A bad part of Louisville, as a matter of fact.

Fuck you.®

Funny thing, Ditka is pretty Tea Party himself, and he showed up.

A bit more complicated than your need to compensate for your small junk (or other insecurities), I must admit (bananas? really?). And yes, it's not just "lifted" trucks, it's anybody who drives more than they need for no better reason than because they can. If the government were to tax gasoline in this country…

If he's thinking, and I think he is. That would make him a rarity among NFL players.

Of course, none of this matters, because the Reds will become the first third-place team to win a World Series.

It looks like a Jaaaaàg on acid.

In the USA? I'd say a Citroen 2CV.

Which would make the best getaway car, BTW. Pretty much guaranteed to run, you'll be in the next state before you need to stop for gas, enough trunk space for at least two dead hookers (or 40-50 gallon jugs of moonshine), small enough to drive in city traffic, and quick enough to shake the cops in said city traffic.

Well, yeah. People who drive Civics, Camrys, etc., tend to drive them until they literally fall apart. So there will always be a market for '94 Camry trunk lids, fenders, doors, etc.

God is great enough to appreciate a joke at His expense.

Seriously? They stop football games now for weather? The game that's played in the fall and early winter when the weather sucks - because the weather is part of the game? They'd never do this back east, where it could be snowing so hard you can't see the 50 yard line from your own 45, and they'd still play, as God…

Aren't the Vanguard Target 20XX funds actively managed? When I think about avoidance of actively managed funds, I think about funds like Vanguard Institutional Index (VIIIX) - about as plain vanilla as it gets, with expense ratios about as rock bottom as they come.

Yeah, CC is a must when driving all day on the Interstate.

Regardless of that, history should indicate, if it hasn't already, that it pays to consider who the Commander In Chief is before running down to one's local Army recruiter's office. I was a reservist at the time, and I couldn't wait to get my 20 year letter so I could retire.

Because it was the lamest color for the lamest Malaise-era Firechicken - baby shit brown metallic (only GM (and Wikipedia) would have the audacity to call it gold). Thus, it was cheap, which suited Mr. Rockford just fine, because he was almost always broke.

Perhaps you could help me out with said research. Some actual experts, please, not political hacks.

...or buying a real hybrid car.

I didn't say speeding. I said driving like an asshat.