Oh yeah! Minivans! That'd be fun to watch.

Weight classes would suffice. I guess if you want to race your '99 Accord (the dictionary definition of beige), you should be able to. You could restrict this class to four-banger automatics only.

Dogbert runs the Cloud - no thanks. What if some modern-day Guy Fawkes takes down the Cloud? Or hacks into it. Or infests it with viruses? Or some natural disaster happens? I want my stuff where I can put my hands on it.

I think either consumers or the government will make some kind of real spare tire mandatory. Once enough people get stranded out in the middle of nowhere with a can of Fix-A-Flat, I would hope there would be a backlash.

I would say the Bluetooth streaming unit will have a fairly short lifespan. People are going to start asking the question, "why do I need my smrtphone to hear music in my car?" Somebody (Apple, plz) is going to make a car stereo with a big enough (upgradable) SSD to hold all your music, and internal (upgradable) 4G.…

Seriously. You're not going to beat the 7-Series, etc., by being Lincoln.

Thanks a lot. Now I've got a splitting headache, and I was feeling a bit woozy for a minute too. I almost threw up watching that zoom in/out thing.

As long as said volunteers are willing to sit through a day of traffic court if the ticketee decides to contest it.

Your payment records are also part of your credit history. I would think that if you pay your CC in full every month without fail, you're doing yourself a big favor.

So paying the balance in full every month is bad for your credit score? That makes absolutely no sense.

Number one rule: DON'T CARRY A BALANCE! If you get started in the revolving aspect of credit cards, you'll have a hell of a time getting back out. The interest will kick your ass.

I tell you all what. Up here in Central New York, it gets cold in the winter, colder than you pansies in the Sun Belt can handle. And it snows, 100+ inches a year. And winter runs from November through April. I don't even wear a jacket unless it's close to freezing because I'm sweating like crazy in it otherwise. …

Toyotas are pretty much bulletproof. We have a neighbor who swears by them.

We ran our last two cars about ten years each. Those were the days of Mom's Taxi and Dad's Limo, which have since gone out of business. We're putting about 2/3 the miles on our cars that we used to, so I'm hoping for 15 years, or until sodium chloride turns them ratty. Who knows? Maybe ten years is the best you…

Well, the number one rule of the All Star Game is to make sure your outgoing veterans get their last moment in the sun. Or under the lights, whatever.

Such as the heat tabs they have in the Army. We made a variant of this stove where you (1) cut the can in half, (2) poke some holes in the bottom for ventilation, (3) bend over the top in a few places, as if you were making an ashtray. Voila! Now you can cook anything you like using your canteen cup as a pot.

That is, if you count watching the game on TV 'live.' What I'm really regretting was that I was too young to really appreciate having been in Wrigley Field during Ernie Banks' career. We lived in Waukegan in my pre-school days (late 1960s) and got to go to a Cubs game about once a summer, probably when the Braves…

Actually, they used to alternate WS home field advantage. That's fair.

Bud Selig is the worst thing to happen to baseball since the 1919 White Sox.