I tried false-zipping, and found out that the zip is also used to verify your credit card. Give the wrong one, and your transaction gets rejected.

Thank you. I'm a big fan of this guy they called Jesus of Nazareth. If more people followed his example (I mean for real, not just for show), I'm sure the world would be a better place.

Well, there's nothing wrong with being a better friend than your friends are. Who knows; maybe some of that will rub off.

Wow, font format carried over when you copy/paste. Didn't know that. If it bothers anyone, go ahead and nuke it.

What? No hate for fake convertible tops? All you have to do is Google it and laugh your ass off at what people really think about that dealer-added waste of money.

To advertise to the world that you are a certified redneck. Why else?

They're not unused rooms - the cats sleep in there.

They don't have access to as much power, either.

I'll confirm that about certified used Toyotas. Had a couple of those - no problems here.

I've been using a Gillette Sensor for more than 20 years. The thing about the Sensor is that the patents expired many years ago, and everybody and their crazy uncle makes blades for it. Most of the aftermarket blades suck, so I go with real Gillette blades. Not the Sensor Excel (I hate that rubber strip that does…

Well, I hate manly stubble, and so does my wife. Clean blade shaves for me.

This is how you quit.

You'd have to prime and paint those, though. The black primer whatever they put on them tends to come off with time, and then you have rusty old wheels.

If I had a camera, I could go out right now and take a picture of my buddy's hubcaps. Trust me, they're painted (poorly), as they were with my '10 Civic, my '99 Accord, and my '91 Civic. You could probably go out and get a brand-new '13 Civic and it will have the same shit-tastic painted hubcaps on it if you didn't…

It actually isn't a bad idea per se. It's kind of hard to lose a hubcap if it's bolted to the wheel. I just hate that they start to look like shit after a few years, and it's not so simple to just replace them with something one might find at Pep Boys.

Or crappy hubcaps. I've owned three Hondas, and they all had the craptastic painted plastic hubcaps that go on BEFORE you put on the lug nuts. I'm sure somebody had this brilliant idea back in the 1980s that this would make them harder to steal, but that would probably matter more if the damned paint didn't peel off…

Yep, all over the place in NYC.

Pete Rose would have been standing on first base before the ball rolled fair.