Seriously. I never get charged sales tax on things like malt extract or brewer's yeast. In New York, that's a pretty big deal.

It sort of resembles an early 00's Hyundai Elantra hatchback. Yawn.

Typical length of a classic rock MP3: about 4 minutes. 8 of these equal one workout.

I've been in Upstate NY for 20 years, but Louisville will always be my home town.

Weight lifting is an entirely different sort of exercise from that which the original article is describing, but I agree with you nonetheless. I don't work out on weight machines with my headphones in either.

Music also distracts us from ennui. Let's face it, without an iPod, we're just not even entertaining the thought of going to the gym. Not gonna happen. Nothing as tedious as running on a treadmill or an elliptical trainer is going to be sustained for very long without something to distract one from realizing just…

The math: A 5 gallon kit runs around $35-$40 for most styles, and makes about 4 12-packs (plus a couple bottles extra). That means one 12-pack is around $9 on average. Given that Saranac or Sam Adams is about $16.95/12 plus tax (homebrew ingredients are considered groceries in NY until you throw yeast in it) and…

Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.

The Tea Party was and always shall be about undermining Barack Obama, from the first day of his Presidency to his last. No amount of quoting Jefferson or Madison or S. Adams will convince me otherwise.

How about an entire flick based on the Mirror Universe?

So if there was any perceptible dent in Biebs' car,...

The fact that the black helicopters haven't already scooped you and the rest of you snake flag people up is proof of the NSA's disinterest. I believe this disinterest is misguided.

He was important 230 years ago. There's this thing about revolutionaries. They're either heroes or traitors, depending on which side wins.

This is the kind of thing revolutionaries say. The revolution was over 230 years ago. Over, I say. We don't need Samuel Adams anymore, thank God.

And you can have it as long as you agree that we can deport all the teabaggers from the other 50 states there. Of course, that part of CA is probably so rednecky we probably won't have to use force.

And me too. Uncool.

Reminds me of the PT Cruiser, sort of. I can't quite put my finger on it.

A Darth Maul minifig with a smiley face would look really silly.

Not to mention hornets, wasps, yellowjackets, etc.

Just a reminder, folks. An all new Ow My Balls will be shown, in its entirety, following the game.