I hated diagramming sentences. Hated it. My reading comprehension however was off the charts. I do like the artistic bent on these though.

Add a sheet of corrugated metal bent into an arch, sit back and enjoy.

First order of business...tell the cat to run like hell from that fuckin' box.

Frog Carter of Marsh.

They need to program it to say 'Booyah' every time it scores a point.

More explosive force than a single 12-stick bundle of ACME brand dynamite, but less than one Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

By far my favorite bit from last night was Ward and Coulson completely failing at trying to analyze the grenade they were hit with. Coulson confessing that he didn't even know where the on-switch was for the table was great, but even better was Ward smirking and pointing to the location of the switch, which he'd only…

So here's the thing right... I get Gene Roddenberry's "view" that the future could be "perfect". Unfortunately 99.9% of all storytelling is based in conflict. This could be anything from good vs evil to a scuffle over a parking space. I seem to remember the writers of TNG having tremendous difficulty with this…

What do you think? Should Star Trek go back to its optimistic roots or run full tilt towards its darkest possible timeline?

Batman, being just a little bit more of a badass than whoever he is talking to since 1943.

If a white dwarf has a companion star, it can pull gas off of it, and once it accumulates to a specific mass, the star will explode in a Class Ia supernova. Such supernovas always explode at the same intensity, which is why they're useful for determining distances to other galaxies.

Watching this made me realize that I dislike Cherubs.

Simon is one of those weird instances where I sympathized with someone who I'm sure other people found super repulsive and creepy and I wasn't sure if that spoke poorly about my character or not.

Sometimes I wonder if that thing was just a giant sonic screwdriver.

Pfft, all such small fry, what about Global Warmi-

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

I wish I had known of these when I was in my early teens. My first exposure to Heinlein was the long version of Stranger In A Strange Land at age 13. Raised quite a few eyebrows at school.

The increased ER visits after initial implementation has been observed before. It tends to report off after a while when people get used to the idea that they can actually schedule appointments.