Why is Ditka wearing a Saddam Hussein costume?

Let’s start a rumor Yadi is an illegal and see what happens.

That Magic team was a fluke. Down year in the East and they were the first team to say fuck it and shoot all 3s.

PLUS HE WAS PROBABLY INTO DUDES

Hannity is the worst of them all. I’m glad that toad is losing his job, even if someone else will hire him to be world’s highest paid male cheerleader again.

I’m half expecting to hear reports of a meeting between Brady and a russian ambassador at this point.

It’s about goddamn time something went Mizzou’s way.

The only thing my fraternity and all the other fraternities could ever agree on was how much we hated the Pikes.

Not quite as well spoken as Steph Curry, but just as humble!

Imagine the hot takes if he was a black kid playing for Coach Cal instead of a white kid playing for Coach K.

Your KU fanboy is showing.

I would say Laimbeer, but that’s something that would get ugly in a hurry in trumpmerica.

That defender bumped him about five different times before the offensive foul.

AKA the same strategy Duke has used against everyone else for decades.

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I’m still mad it’s not actually called All Takes Matter. Even the abbreviated ATM has perfect synergy.

Can I declare his basketball videos a National Treasure™ if they were made by a Canadian?

This guy has more balls than Manu Ginobli, that’s for sure.

Not only does it fuck over taxpayers, it fucks over small businesses as well.