I'm jealous that you can read that and not instantly hear her voice take over inside your head.

As always, it's the Red Sox fault.

Oh man, my day is ruined since I missed out on that.

I'M TIRED OF ALL THE VICTIM BLAMING

Not that I agree with the original sentiment, but you can still get a concussion on that play either from the initial whiplash or the head snapping back on the ground.

There's nothing good that can come from hazing and she signed off on it. She would have to know that kids are probably going to take it even further on their own. That's how hazing works. Everyone wants to give more than they got when they were the ones being hazed. It shows a complete lack of judgment.

If she's a teacher, I wouldn't want her to lose that job. She should definitely lose her coaching position.

I'm not equating anything. I'm going by what actually happened. At least one kid was traumatized per the article. It was a dumb idea to begin with and had unintended consequences.

Or you could...not intend to scare kids? There's plenty of other ways to fail at the vague goal of team building without traumatizing people.

He turned down an endorsement deal with Sports Authority, but only because he prefers Dick's.

I'm guessing Carpenter drilled him in the head the next AB.

Every good defensive catcher turned manager is going to have a hard on for good defensive catchers. It's science.

Napoli didn't get the memo that this is another "quit playing in July" year for the Red Sox.

I feel like Christian Firestorm is much more appropriate for the team from Missouri right now.

"I wonder how long until these kids start shooting each other? ...Hey, I'm just asking questions here."

It's amazing how quickly people forgot his rape charges that he paid to go away. And that he used to "accidentally" elbow people in the face on a weekly basis.

Tony Dungy wouldn't draft any of these losers.

Mel Kiper has him moving up several spots on the 2017 Big Board for already flashing NFL skills.

With clogged arteries, NASCAR fans turn their attention to whatever just came out of the deep fryer.

It's not about on air talent saying something stupid, it's about not embarrassing or criticizing the NFL if at all possible.