It appears she caught her reflection in the Kindle of the person sitting in front of her.

I'd say his willingness to take one for the team is pretty well established by now.

"Hey, remember when people didn't find Boston annoying and insufferable?"

That's great hustle. When I heard it was a black guy driving a Chrysler 300 I thought it might take a long time to sort out.

It's going to be hard to fall asleep tonight not knowing how The Decision relates to the 1986 Celtics.

It makes a lot of sense that Jungle Bird would be a Heat fan.

It's ass hair most likely. I used to get skids no matter how many times I wiped until I discovered you can shave your ass. Once I shaved I haven't had the problem since. You don't want to completely shave or wax because that can create more problems than it helps. Buy one of those $20 give yourself a haircut razors…

-Hey guys can I join your NCAA tournament pool?

Honest mistake. He was just looking for a game and heard poker had been moved to the backpage.

Honest mistake. He heard that poker had been moved to the backpage.

I was working for the college newspaper but didn't normally cover events. Our normal football guy was out of town so the editor asked me to cover the football game since he knew I was a sports junkie and followed the team closely. I should mention that I had never been in a press box before. I should also mention that…

I'm pretty sure they did.

That is so Metta.

World class peace of shit.

And Musberger passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck. He passes out for a bit and then immediately begins rambling incoherently again.

Obviously Brad saw the rankings and doesn't give them much chance to secede.

Matt Holliday is half of Alex Rodriguez for half the price.

"Can you deep fry brisket?"

Rack of ribs would be more appropriate than a burger.

As much as I hate Mariotti, that doesn't really sound like a felony to me .