If shorts aren't cool because it's never hot enough to need to wear them (even in Dallas and Miami), how can you justify wearing a tank top - ever?

So you're saying a tank top is acceptable in public, but not shorts? You just sound like a bro that has some strange embarrassment of your calves.

I feel the same way except that I grew up in Maine so hot as balls temperatures begin at like 73

MY DUDE, YOU WERE CAUGHT IN THE WILD WEARING A TANK TOP AND BLAZER. PLEASE SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

Greg Howard: Fashion Icon

I had no idea what Greg Howard looks likes.

"Shorts aren't cool. You know what's cool? A top so low-cut that if I sneeze my titty will fall out." - Greg Howard

"I can assure you this type of behavior will not be condoned nor repeated. I realize now how hurtful my actions were, and understand the anger and sadness they have generated. I accept full responsibility; but please know the lesson has been learned. From this day forward, I will be taking the stairs."

Jeez, he said he was sorry. Now he's depressed, and he's got that hangdog look in his eye OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET THAT DOG AWAY FROM HIM!

Basically, his coach at DLS wouldn't allow him to attend The Opening. So, he transferred. His performance at TO is practically the top reason he's rated where he is. He dominated that event.

that's not pc anymore. We now use the term dis-fucking-abled

The thing about UF is, only their terrible fan base thinks they are great. You don't have anyone else talking about how great it must be to be a Florida Gator. I can tell you from experience that in the eyes of other schools in Florida it's a running joke. If UF was a person and it walked into a party, it would be the…

Unlike you I did go to a Top-12 academic school. I'd give you that U of F is in the conversation for Top 12 academics for Large State Universities, but ask 10 people not from the state of Florida to rank their top 12 academic schools, and I'd be stunned if more than 1 included them.

You missed one.

By "in the country," did you mean "in the SEC"?

The Gators earned most of their off the field points for getting rid of Urban Meyer.

"This stiff is too long."

"this spliff is too long"

"this shift is to long"