"Oh, I can lye the shit out of something." - 12-time Lutefisk Curing Champion, Bjorn Haggensmordger

If that had happened in Chicago, there would have been 6 dead, 23 wounded and the ground covered in shell casings.

If you watch you'll see the fat guy get pushed by another old guy.

A bit later you see tubbo square off against a woman and get pushed away again.

A bit after that what appears to be the same guy knocked out cold.

Poor guy couldn't get any of the easy pickin's

"One person was taken to the hospital for injures" Good thing the nearest hospital was only about 15 feet away

who invited the screaming girl from Spurs games?

Why do women have to scream like they just saw a thousand newborns thrown into an incinerator everytime someone throws a punch? Relax ladies, no one's going to die. Probably.

Dumb ass white people prancing. Check. Dumb ass Latinos throwing wild punches. Check. One more for the trifecta. Just waiting for the Black guy yelling into the camera "World Star World Star"........ damn it, so close.

Literally, the shittiest fighters ever. I actually feel tougher from watching these pansies.

"El Paso" is definitely not Spanish for "a salad for lunch and a sensible dinner".

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

Everything truly is BIGGER in Texas.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

I hate that pesky auto-gammons.

No, no, then they would've cut him at the start of the season.

Wait, does that mean Rice is gay?

What happened to you?

"and slammed the only media that follows punters"

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

"Whoa whoa whoa. Over the line, pal."