"My husband can not f****ing throw platitudes and catch them at the same time." —- Gisele Bundchen

I want to stick up for Kayla a bit here, because given Sherman's energy in the moment it's clear Andrews was afraid, not of Sherman, but that he might say something either profane or derogatory toward her employer. He very easily could have been complaining about, say, something Troy Aikman said about him. An unspoken…

If you can't tell I was being sarcastic, then that was probably my fault. Jezebel isn't the right venue for me. Aubrey Graham isn't a philosopher, he's a rapper by the name of Drake BTW.

What do you mean? He might as well have murdered her himself. Isn't he acquainted with the Canadian philosopher Aubrey Graham? "The truth hurts, but those lies heal."

I thought it was Whitlock until I noticed the guy had broken into a light jog.

I'm a Colts fan, so this doesn't really bother me.

fuck that, we love Harbaugh especially after the disappointing Singletary seasons I would get down on my knees, pull down Harbaugh's mom khakis and blow him if he wanted.

It wasn't a called fake, the Panthers brought both of their outside cover guys inside to go for the block, with no one back to receive the punt, leaving both 49er gunners completely uncovered. It's an automatic audible to throw to an uncovered gunner, probably for every team in the league.

Of course, even the janitors in Cambridge are geniuses.

Yeah that scarf is terrible.

"And, you know, it's basketball too. Used to be, a dunk was just that - a 'dunk.' Nowadays, though, it's 'takin' it to the house.'

Used to be, getting taken to the house was a privilege, something for those in the fields to aspire to. Now it's getting bandied about like nothing. Disgusting."

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

And so the Legend of Fred Smoot grows.

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Let's now go to Phyllis from Mologa.

It's even harder for women.

Simultaneously both a Packer and a Bear.

CHECK THE GRASSY KNOLL

The worst part of this is that if Edgar had played a shitty 3B for 12 years, he'd be more likely to be voted in.

You realize they pay for the merch up front and get money back when they return unsold items correct?