Just because a guy goes to Vandy doesn't mean he's gay. Sometimes.

You're right. He should have shot it with an arrow and tracked it through the woods while it bled out and had a miserable last hour of life.

Roberts was the swing vote that passed "Obamacare". He determined the law is a permissible tax, but would not have allowed the law under the Commerce Clause, a theory that would have given Congress a LOT more power to compel individual actions in the future.

So, you do know how Roberts factors in to this whole thing, right?

Oye, more of a Cinco Ocho, really.

Man, I thought it was funny when you wrote it about Ponder. Just give the business because, well, there's NOTHING worse than explaining your joke. Makes you feel like the Dunces are confederating against you.

Ok, so, September-December romance is funny because....

I disappear for a few months and return to slack-jawed ESPN commenters failing to understand this?

Ironically, there isn't even a "liberal agenda" without the 10th.

Comment of the fortnight and nobody gave you props. Criminal.

Bryce Harper: Josh Hamilton without the drugs (for now)

Maybe someone could petition the MHSAA and let them know that they can turn, turn around, Ishpeming-ming-ming

A bleeding gash? Like the type that spits in people's faces and slaps at weigh-ins?

A full-dressed priest applauding the failed investigation? Is this a Mel Brooks joint?

I believe he's just being a New Yorker, no?

Even back then I always told him, "Steve, don't go messin with them Persian girls. "

Plus he can always dial up the Ray Jay video if he needs to relive the old days.

You should hear what Andy Carroll calls Those People.

That made me laugh so hard I almost had an aneurysm

Big Beng's preferred method of getting to "yes"