I like a, how you say, mas Bud Lights? Y one for my friend Matty

"One for Five, Five for Twenty. Molly Headies Pharmies. Molly Headies Pharmies."

I bought balloons from him. Summer 98.

I once cured my own hernia by "pushing the other way". I think this could work.

@snoop-a-loop: Some jobber in editing doesn't know how to work.

@vodkanaut: Long been my contention that producers never get the credit and the Ted Williams' of the world take all their thunder.

@vodkanaut: I'd also entertain the Steve Sabol version. More heroic, better for my ADD.

@SponsoredbyV8: I thought he was wearing a Jets hat?

@gulag: They have actors in those things?

@Lionel Osbourne: If that crowd wasn't swinging they were missing a golden opportunity.

Say what you want, but Family Circus makes Peanuts seem like stuff Richard Pryor wrote and decided was too raw to do.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Ask Tipper. She's seen it.

@All Out of Bubblegum: @whiskerbrisket: You think Jeter would go to Boston for that little bump in pay?

Redboned.

Say it aint so. Next you're going to tell me these agents know that Dominican players intentionally misrepresent their age.

"We're going to go ahead and call this one an investment in your cockfighting operations. That is legal here right? Oh, and one more thing, do you have a place for me to dispose of this toilet paper? I can't get your toilet to really 'flush.'"

@Dandy Koufax: Chinos? Damn, I thought that was slang for all the little brown fellas we have running around Dallas.

I never mind just getting the tip in

@Armen Tamzarian: Yeah, I heard the sanctions are working.

@Middle-America: Oh he knew.