Jenn Sterger: Dr. James' Andrews New Secret Weapon

@I Like Cheap Beer: Kin to Bobby Cox.

At least now he can start angling for that Boniva sponsorship cash

@thePrototype: No kidding. Pass it to Snoop, pass it to Nate.

So the one on the left is younger than 8 days old?

And there we have the perfect summation of Mr. Milquetoast's NBA career.

@TGIJockstrap: I was equally aghast. Should have used "turd cutter" instead

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: I think its because he knew when to fold them.

@Always Winning: There's a 95% chance that Todd Nielson has either forced sex on a female or used date rate drugs to do the same.

@Nine Bill Muellers: "That's how I dougie, rook"

Roger Goddell breathed a sigh of relief on this one, because the thought of being hung by his ankles off a hotel balcony wasn't that appealing.

Invisible flames happen in NASCAR too. Just ask Jeremy Mayfield how he got all that meth in his system.

If you miss fried possum, take your country ass back to West Virginia and have a proper get down, you son of a bitch.

Speaking of dongs, you dicks want to post something this morning? I've no recourse left but to work.

Don't tell Neilsen, but this open thread has more comments than the NFL open thread.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Better than what Phil Hartman had to say about his wife

@Gottliebs Cards:

Turn that dick towel around, my friend. I seen the pics, and that's a tiny bird.

@Magnakai Haaskivi: some dude that lives on hineyholeisland.

If you've ever watched him try and leg-out a double, you realize he wears all but the mask during the game.