Dear Angry Lady:

Fortunately, their starting linebacker, Little Mac, knew how to take care of her.

@cromartie: Shit, I took the bet in February. If Charlie Hustle had signed my ticket, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the heart to cash out the bet if it wins.

@cromartie: I know. Saw him in there 10 minutes after I put money on the Reds to win the NL.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Beauregard

nice collar, asshole.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: "Don't true like me"

Shit. And I just signed a 6 month lease for a cot in the back room at a two-bit memorabilia shop in Vegas.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Hope you're not chain smoking cigars like Marlboro Lights and yelling at the TV now....

I'm pretty certain that if he had on goggles, duct tape, and a "raincoat" in this picture, his wife would have been less forgiving.

Theo Walcott: most likely to buy out the last 15 minute's of his mate's 90 minute session.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Don't scream girl, they're all just interchangeable parts

This had nothing to do with football. They're settling some beef that came up at an Insane Clown Posse concert 8 months ago.

So, in 1999, Herbstreit was like "Trust me guys. Forget FSU, LSU, Oklahoma, Florida, Texas, USC. Boise State is the action. You watch."

@Delonte, Interrupted: You deserve a high-stump for that.

That was so good that I laughed my whoopie cakes off. I think.

@David Hume: Donald Fagen has this episode TiVO'd

@UkraineNotWeak: we'll call that a Hooto-Utero

[H]e was ripping stuff off the walls and firing it in the lobby too. some papers or something. i guess to show how macho he was.

I assume Antonio lives in a single-story house.