Also, Nelly!

Well, technically I didn't sign anything....So, see you tomorrow.

Hyphenated last name? If she's not a bitch, her mom is.

Bo is probably retarded and could barely utter a single sentence on TV, but I'd wager he might have a few more success stories about getting quality ass than this weathered old honkey trying to question his techniques.

@Hatey McLife: Better decision than what I did after I heard the same thing. I went to law school.

Hey! Didn't I see this guy jerking off on MediaTakeOut yesterday?

On the next Iron Cross America, Battle Foreskin?

@AzureTexan: @MarkKelsosMigraine: I'll stay up over night checking posts once either of you moves past that slap-sticky, low brow, trash and starts throwing down some Japanese Noh Theater jewels.

"Bobby Brown" by Frank Zappa could also fit the bill.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Just look at her though. Looks like she'd kvetches about everything.

@Karlifornia: I see we have mutual respect for each others' work.

I'm sure if you do Clarence Carter's "Strokin" as more of a creepy prison-style gun-down aimed at some older married women in the crowd, and less of a whimsical song of supposed prowess, you'll be off the hook for everything your family asks you to do in the future. Even the counseling.

@ineedsmass: Well if Torres can't it certainly won't be N'gog, he's horrible.

There's a natural tenor in there somewhere.

I see some real genius in the writings of Denton's Bitch.

If a high school football coach turned away all the scum bags that come recruiting, I can only imagine the tempter tantrum this guy would throw.

Rick Pitino's best trick shot went down his leg and still got somebody pregnant.

@David Hume: Yeah, but even that aint all bad!!!

@jodark:

"Marking the first time anything that yellow has gotten laid since Lewis and Gilbert in Revenge of the Nerds."