@captiosus advocatus: Eh, its a sports website. I consider myself something of a sportsman. That was a dumbass teaching little dumbasses how to act unsafe in the pursuit of sport.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Doubt it. Take a look at the list of a Bull shark's natural predators.

@apd09:

Banana Man Peels It Back At Citi "Field" works as a headline for me.

When my wife's favorite spinning instructor moved to Miami, she got a membership at his new gym, too, but it certainly didn't mean we were MOVING.

Bunning's presiding over the Rick Pitino hearing?

Too much time in Philly.

@Anti-Barbaro Society: So sorry. Wasn't to identify a probably nice guy we can scorn as a douche OR a chick with huge cans. This aint Jezebel, bud.

Trick Loves The Moppets.

@JackKerowackoff: Soon they'll be icing each other in such gay ways. And I will sadly be longing for the day when I would think such antics were cool.

Here's a note to Comedy Central: Trailers for Charlie St. Cloud are among the last fucking things I want to see during 2 hours of Its Always Sunny reruns.

Or come to my neighborhood. I'll be sitting on the porch repping a Len Bias and ripping lines of blow.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I got her trainer's number and suggested two-a-days. No word back just yet.

@thewhizzonator: Bragging to Mexicans about what protected species status gets you.

@Nibbles, chew through my ball sack: As long as I can get the tip in.

Fat Ronaldo is rumored to be interested in starting a league for this, and has already copyrighted the name "Rio Tuckers"

Cleavage: the state of being split or cleft

A long time ago, and in even more hushed terms, Skip once confided to Troy Aikman those were his "bukakke blasters, if you hear me"

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I don't know man. You know how it goes....all it takes is one person to believe in you.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: And with a girl like that, you know it can't be Duke Naturalgas, cause he keeps it clean.