Fuck. I'll say it now and mean it: Simmons should have the job

If the NBA thing hadn't worked out, Stevie B could have easily written for Andy Rooney.

"I've never heard of Peterborough before but as soon as I heard it was West Ham I thought, we've got to really give it to them, and even if they say no and scream like little girls, they're still gonna get it."

So its both Delivery AND DiGiorno?

@Greek McPapadopoulos: And in fairness, I'm sure Bron (if I may call him that), thought Cleveland was pretty ok as a place to play, but since he had a better offer elsewhere, why keep pretending it was the happiest place on earth?

@Juancho: That Uncle Tom? I'd rather hear Wayne Brady's perspective on this situation.

My sources say Lebron chose Miami after Dan Gilbert refused to offer him 40 Acres and a Mule in addition to a max contract.

She's not biting, she's feeding.

Sounds like Phil Savage was over to Gilbert's last night watching "Decision"

@PaulWasPierced: Yeah, pretty much count that one.

Acie Law, Joey Graham, Tony Allen, Ben Wallace.....anyone else likely?

Craig Ehlo could still start for Cleveland right now. They are damn near worst in the East, as of today.

@I slept with your wife: While this is correct, a second correct answer is Joe Maddon is a bush league jackass that wants to be the center of attention.

@DeepFriar: He might even get lost in the crowd.

Yeah, how dare the general public follow this guy so closely since he was a kid that he gets a bullshit signing special to himself!

@ClueHeywood: Hey, shithead. I told you to call me Mr. Baron, not Craig. I don't care how old you are, or what you think your mommy calls me.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: First funny post on this thread. Killin it, kid, killin it.

@Brazil Thrill: @MattorShirley: Jesse Owens was okay, and Jackie Robinson tried his best.

But when Scott Raab writes the same shit, its worthy of a post on Deadspin....Almost like ESPN ripping on bloggers for living in their mothers' basements.