@Baggs: EXACTLY why the King stays in Cleveland.

DUI...Vaguely scorful ideology of people from lower economic classes... Unprovable certainty of his own genius...Majority of success based on unhearalded work of people in the background (I'm looking at you Dave Duncan)....You'd think this guy's a lawyer or something.

@Elster's Army: Vanity Fair has never been afraid to ask probing questions.

@zachff: Nah, its right after bass players

@ren0901: But Capriati, on the other hand....

Lil Help?

@themightyspitz: He played very well at Everton. I still think he's a twat, but at least that chimpunk looking little fairy can play.

I hate to say it but Onyewu is nothing more than a sub this Cup due to fitness. He's been dragging ass out there both games....

@Chicago Jones: Yes but only if he can prove he has some touch or killer instinct. So its looking doubtful.

Glad to see I'm not the only one that's sick of those goddamned horns.

@ineedsmass: thank you. I was aghast that he escaped the list.

@EddieSuttons_SouthernComfort: Genius.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Easy now. This post is about fagging out UF alum, not FSU alum.

Any of you just hear Kobe describing forced sex with a woman and pretending to talk about winning the NBA title?

Dashiell! Is that you down there making all that racket down in the basement? Take off your tin foil helmet and get to bed, its getting late!

@Lionel Osbourne: No you see, this one has the makings of a SUCCESSFUL professional.

@Daveinva: Try not to hire Dusty Baker and you should be fine.

And his phone number is 555-5566

@Barry Petchesky: I watched...er, saw.

Doc Rivers is also Antoine Walker's financial adviser.