@Nickly: Good evening sir, my name is Fred. I come from a rough area....

@meemahmoomoo: I agree on the football convert issue. I think Lacrosse might even drag some talented kids away from baseball.

@ClueHeywood: Shut it, Eli.

@meemahmoomoo: Lacrosse is growing very quickly, especially in my home-state, Florida.

@Fuzzy Dunlop: and besides, his mother's a whore, so in reality, who actually "cares" ?

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Well phrase it as a response to an immediate concern you had based on years of experience in the NFL. It doesnt take a genius to clean this one up for consumption.

"Lacrosse Death" please. what did you hire Mike Nifong to write headlines around here?

"We asked the question based on rumors that had been circulated about Dez's mother. We wanted to make certain the Dolphins organization was ready to provide adequate support to a young man we considered hiring when the national news media finally sensationalized these rumors. It was a difficult question for me to…

I hear Danny Almonte has a 1 year old son that hit 75 on the gun last week.

@bevraj of choice: And not even as a bagger! It seems that Sherman's victory has carried on generations later than feared....

@Bellwether Johnson: Is there anywhere that SOB won't stick a spike?

I liked him more when he was on Home Improvement.

"the Washington Nationals baseball club would like officially go on the record as being against slugging unsuspecting women in the back of the head. "

@MopUpReliever: In Eastern Iceback terms, I believe he's an "Alerte Amber" waiting to happen.

Hopefully he's transferring somewhere that the female students don't all have hideous arm fat.

@OchentaYcinco: Willy Colon kept calling for Ben to run Air Tight, too, but he wasn't having it, and Big Willy got stuck guarding the door.

Yes, but did he have an MLB-ready pussy-eating face for his first homerun? At 20, I think not.

@Seasonone: ....and I'd still bottom out.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Is Mr. Crane out of sex rehab yet? Oh, you say? Nevermind, then.

Someone take away his ice cream cone?