@MarkKelsosMigraine: Tranny-lovers and Bob Costas?

@Kid Canada: Bea Arthur, letting me do work until I scream the Lord's name.

@Phintastic: Mine changes because I don't have any midget porn on my work computer. That I know of, at least.

@BlackTaco: If someone in the Arctic Circle would make a reliable hair product, our modern day Buster Brown could comfortably retire to his NBC Studios without the scorn of the Republic.

@AzureTexan: That's why Montoya is so damn good and all you honkeys just won't admit it.

@lilwillie: It was pretty damn good, even with the whole pot hole deal.

They only had to fix it twice because they didn't put Montoya on the first crew.

@DrSexington: Don't worry. Once you finish, the creepiness will come back.

In related news, Avram Grant has had to fold towels and wash sheets at his favorite massage parlour four times this season after his bank card didn't run.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Brother was using Durex, and anyone else that has had the displeasure would concur, amirite?

@Gamboa Constrictor: What killed them was their hatred of White Blood Cellz.

@twoeightnine: Yeah I was hoping for some growers too.....Uh, they're acting like dicks and that's not what I was thinking either.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: If you told me it was Brees' kid, I'd suspecet you were telling a whale of a lie.

@MattMillenFanClub: Recycling will save the planet.

"Please go read the story of Dexter Manley"

It was cool of USC to let Reggie stay in the house even after he left school.

@Armen Tamzarian: -1 Armen! "In YOUR face"

@DraftKing: You know, fuck you for being honest. I wanted to make a joke about this, but you're right.

"Papa John's founder John Schnatter feeds me pizza."

Talked to the one in the purple shirt this afternoon.