I get worked up every time a look at the picture and think "That's 'u' in her butt"

@A Message To Rudy: right, as you suggest "part with their money for a change"

I don't give a damn if you run 30 seconds of a monkey flinging his shit at a camera.

@Its_Jetertastic: "I asked God for a preacher and he gave me an H-Back"

And you were just trying to have a long and productive NBA career, too.

@ClintonPortishead: As long as its not Centaur hair, I'll abide.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: 2010 [BangBros.com] Injury report:

@Reg_Dunlop: I'm sure they would but he'd slip a disc his first day on the job.

California? He must have moved. I recognize him from the ice cream truck that used to come through my neighborhood.

Grown? I call bullshit. If that dude's not a show-er, I'll start sitting down to pee.

Couple SAE's lost their blow money on the Rose Bowl, huh?

Shirley's piece was ridiculous but....

"Hey, Uncle Pat! Yeah, its Paul. I've been catching a lot of heat for writing all that stuff we talked about last Sunday night at dinner.....I know, we should invite them, but I don't know if there are enough pews at our church!"

@Dashiell Bennett: Don't worry, I always just thought he was fat. Turns out we're both wrong.

Ken Gray really grabbed the goat by the horns on that one. Teach them all to be Mountaineer Proud indeed.

Every Paraguayan doctor, shaman, medicine man, and tribal elder has set up tent outside Davies' house this afternoon.

@bevraj of choice: I believe you mean "Sticks-to-your-ribs, my arse!"

The peanut butter's gross, but the worst part is this maroon's rat tail. Fuckin disgusting.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.

@Phintastic: I thought for sure Frank Stallone was going to walk in.