@Kid Canada: Charlie Daniels' recent stroke has almost completely ruined the prosecutor's case.

And the oxen have been bitching non-stop since his fat ass got on.

People from Boston are so in tune with Black Culture. Its really impressive....As in I'm impressed that they got all their information on "how black people act" from Martin and Song of The South.

His speech is slurred. His mind is silent.

@Matt Sussman: And the "Magic Spray" that "makes it all better" is a lot less perverse than in the American Version.....Wait, you guys never played that way?

@David Hume: See also, punitive release.

@Convict78: Don't worry. They all look alike to me, too.

@Sex Fabregas: @Steve U: Also, I think Brian McBride played a few with Fulham....

Not to suggest Marv is in the clear here, but I'll take issue with the classification of the FN 5.7 as a gun without civilian uses.

@Juancho:

Someone flash the "Kinky Friedman" signal, please. Tejas is in trouble again.

@Matt Sussman: 2047 Vet's Committee has his Bert's back. you heard it from Sussman, first, folks.

I always thought he was bitter because his dad never took him fishing at the family cabin.

There are many more terrible things He can make rain from the sky, remember?

@Gamboa Constrictor: Ce n'est pas aussi drolle que tu pense, mon ami.

@Stev D: No, dumb ass, he's going to have his liver "pecked out" by the press every day now. Duh.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: And lick the underside of his FUPA to catch the freeze?

@Jayson Williams' Duck Hunt: You may also enjoy the styling of [www.instantrimshot.com]

"Then she remembered that she was an Olympic-caliber hurdler and silicon is heavier than air."

@Jayson Williams' Duck Hunt: You know Snead is white, so take it easy with the "these people" moniker.