@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Yeah but its funny when he finally puts on the winning Roman War Helmet.

@AzureTexan: I hear you've got to carry at LEAST a 7 wood to get a call back in that business.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: For the effort, I gave him a glimpse into human nature and the capitalist system....So he's got that goin for him, which is nice.

Lets just have him twitter from prison.

Anything to make a show in Texas, eh?

"Nothing that Leach did to that young man had one iota of medical impact on his concussion. "

Tough news for Tebow to hear the day after his birthday.

Big deal, dude. Lots of people have herpes and don't toot their own horn like that.

@ArkansasFred: They're just short and easy to see over, not transparent.

Start em young, raise em to piss in the stands and chuck batteries at the visitors.

Its basketball season already?

[I]n a fight of thi$ magnitude, I think it i$ our re$pon$ibility to $ubject our$elve$ to $port$man$hip at the highe$t level. I have already agreed to the te$ting and it i$ a $hame that he i$ not willing to do the $ame. It leave$ me with great doubt a$ to the level of fairne$$ I would be facing in the ring that night.

@KaiserSoze: Not if its the Dorothy from this one movie I rented last week.

I hear it's coming out of Kate Hudson's cut of the gross.

Pissed on his leg?

The Boston Celtics wish Robinson would have red shirted and hung around one more year.

Chapter 3: Training Your Man to Pee Sitting Down

Rambling email from "African Businessman" that doesn't offer me an inheritance?