A 2006? Fuck USC, Joe McKnight needs to transfer to a real program.

@David Hume: Utterly Unparalleled Update.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: I think I had one but I forgot it after we went and got drunk and high with some 16 year old chicks right after the game.

I thought the Rooney Rule was enacted so that the Silver Spoon Crowd was forced to patronize coloreds with interviews for jobs they'll never get?

No sex required.

Of course the dude can't ball. He looks like the offspring of Gargamel and Freddy Prince, Jr.

@Armen Tamzarian: You got it. I was a staffer there back in the day....

@Beer-Fart: Only if the North Koreans equally distribute his massive porn collection throughout Eurasia.

AND Tiger's going bald. Case closed. Throw the book at him.

@Ron Dayne's strict diet: Every fucking year, too, people.

@David Hume: No doctor, I don't think YOU understands how this works!

@Muggs Bigglesworth: That sawed-off boner is Allen's puppeteer and should still be thanking Mike Vick for the contract extension he scored for winning a watered down NFL South while Ron Mexico was in the slammer.

@JanetRenoManchild: No, he really didn't.

@JanetRenoManchild: Its fucking up when you make decisions that are nominal infractions to the Average Joe, but risk losing you millions of dollars and running you out of the NFL for life.

@Lionel Osbourne: Gotta imagine we'll be on quiet time for the next little while. If Henry's at the hospital and its as bad as reported, its decision making time for family, etc.

@Kid-A-Hole: Eh, even with the old stories, most around here would agree that even if the dude did nothing but fuck up for 2 years straight, its a crying shame that something like this happened.

@Lemme_Know_Ho: Wait, wait...lemme try this.....

I thought Bernanke got the award after TIME found out he successfully practiced Judiasm in South Carolina?

@ScientificMapp: You know how those Mediterranean men run, too...lets just say by the time his galley pulled out of Byblos, figs weren't the only reason she had shat her tunic.

@Stev D: Just like Frank Zappa said, don't eat the...wait, he said yellow snow, didn't he?