Poor Mariotti...waiting for the train but the train never came

@lostarchitect: The blood, not the hair, right?

Someone needs to peel back the fat that covers Mangino's ears and tell him that obesity is a disability, not ethnicity.

Paternity Tests or STFU. #searchingfor

I think we're all missing the point here. Magic Johnson is the real jerk in this story. #isiahthomas

@LesGrossman: You could clean out Fort Knox and its still not as valuable as the other misdeed. #tennesseevolunteers

@Reg_Dunlop: Only when they found out he wasn't part of the Jose Tabata deal. #fans

Look! They're even wearing Tennessee Football gear in their mug shots! #tennesseevolunteers

@skahammer: The nails too. Bet she did them herself.

Is it just me or does the kid sound and act like a Yankee trying to fit in at Ole Miss? #thesouthwillriseagain

@Bucket O' Hatorade: He sits right next to his son, Al Davis. #wakeupdeadspin

You know, when you enter Mississippi, you have to set your clocks back 100 years. #olemissrebels

@GreatOdensRaven: Doubt it on the float.

@Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide:

@Ted Johnson's Bitterness: If she was really acting like a guy, she'd have her tongue down the BYU player's throat and I'd be fired for masturbating in my office. #elizabethlambert

Sure he's cute now, but you'll sic the dogs on him just the same in 19 years when he shows up on your porch with a bike helmet and a handfull of pamphlets. #elizabethlambert

@HollandOates: Because he'll mark out to anyone that yells "Geaux Gators!"

@Armen Tamzarian: Gross. Vascetomies are the LAST thing I think about when I think about Dan Le Batard.

"I'm an employee of the Pensacola Ice Flyers, and I'm here to tell you that despite his rough edges, Coach Sapergia has a heart of gold.

There's a difference between a Bad Call and a Blown Call, and the number of Blown Calls this post season make it difficult for Bud to ignore the potential benefit of replay.