Unless you're all busy "vetting" some baseless Veterans Day rumor about how none of our nation's presidents over the past 20-ish years have actually served in an active branch of the US military, I expect a few more stories today.

@Peter Cavan: Yeah, because in this instance, fuck being sorry for anything but being duped.

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: Ahhh, who am I kidding. Bobby's mind was lost long, long, ago. #bobbybowden

First Clemson, then Jenn Sterger's Tits, now Bobby Bowden's mind....Tough week of losses for the old alma mater. #bobbybowden

I can see their lips moving, but I can't decide what they were saying....with those uniforms, its gotta be "cheese!" #clemsonwomensrowingteam

Sounds like Marat the Red will never understand capitalism.

The dude on the left's mother is going to be pissed if she finds out he took her station wagon to Atlanta while she was in Atlantic City with her girlfriends. #washingtonredskins

@bibble3000: Fletch? #collegefootball

Uhm, might it not be such a good idea to fuck Eazy-E's daughter?

@SynicVance2.0: I was fooled too until I remembered Bias didn't get up to argue with the paramedics. #soccer

@DirkToberFest: I understand Stephon Marbury's whip showed up for the cattlecall #soccer

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Kicked in the chest and suffered a seizure, you mean. #soccer

PLEASE please have the next post detail how she's going for a few extra ccs and the old girls had to come out first......

@Bobby Big Wheel: She's the only one. The rest of them have enough sense to keep their bolt-ons in place. #jennsterger

@ArkansasFred: Glad someone hit the cough button in time to mute out Romo bitch slapping Collinsworth because he didn't "swallow the gravy." #almichaels

@YancyDC: He was just skimming the page for JO material. #haterade

Fuck Dwight Gooden and his stupid sunglasses for sitting so near the guy who killed Jam Master Jay for his hat! #haterade

@TheRunningboard7: Or "Mom" to Joba Chamberlain #haterade

@TT-Zop: That look's actually "dressed up Arkansas meth addict", I believe. #haterade

@thr33wood: Not to get all Sasha Gray on everyone, but we're all dying and there's nothig we can do to stop it.