@sir_pantsalot: Maybe from closeted construction workers who want to get roughed up a little by a man with callouses on his hands.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Grandmama's care taker? #espn

Jesus Christ, look at her beak! Is Tom Cable the PD over at NBC Philly? #philadelphiaphillies

@TT-Zop: nah, they can probably stay at home and see that thing from the window. #adrianpeterson

Her arms resemble those of Mo Vaughn. At least he has a type. #stevephillips

@UkraineNotWeak: Ah, just short of the tried and true infidelity mark. Steve Phillips proves that the Fourth Kid is that straw that breaks the ESPN anchor's back. #jerrybuss

@Thirsty Squirrel: VP of something according to ESPN hiring practices. #mediameltdowns

@elwaysbitch: I'm leaning towards Doug Gottlieb, but one way or the other, we're keeping it Judaic. #mediameltdowns

I pretty much had this guy pegged as a dildo when he mentioned his law degree from Michigan for the 15th time in a 30 minute span on talk radio. #erikkuselias

Woah Woah Woah, lets not blame this all on FSU. Sounds to me like those kids had about 10 years of SHIT for teachers before they got to college. #floridastateseminoles

@Artie Fufkin: I'm just waiting fo my respiration payments #pennstatenittanylions

@DirkToberFest: Yeah, then you get to meet embarassment and shake his hand. #barackobama

So Reggie Miller finally beat anemia and now he's playing pickup games against some dude in Duke shorts?

Paul Hornung: Uhhhh, hates blacks, but thats still not enough to overcome his Catholicism.

@jfruh: Oh fuck me! I thought they meant Archuletta named his kid Jesus!

Didn't stop God's Son from a mediocre performance against LSU last weekend, now did it?

Torrie Wilson? Like they say one man's trash is another man's raging erection.

@bighead82: Kevin needs to get him a new jobby job?

@DirkToberFest: And its back to Steadman's Meat Locker for her.

So San Fran has a Mayor named Gavin....Somewhere George Carlin nods knowingly and makes a joke about Aldermen Kyle and Tyler, who share a loft in TenderNob.