More information immediately please.

Maybe this is mean, but I'm happy that it's happening over Selena and Justin, instead of over Taylor and some guy. Tay gets such a bad rep, but she's managed to garner a huge group of girlfriends who she hasn't alienated for any of the dickbags she's dated. (It's also possible I just want people to leave Taylor…

Maybe she came down already... :X

RE: Selena Gomez. I'm going to go with 'molly crash'. She hates everyone now but once her serotonin levels recalibrate, they'll all make amends.

Im'ma let you finish, but this was the tweet of the day:

Holy craps why have I never done this? Half the reason I watch those lady revenge movies like Double Jeopardy is because the badass rage workouts look so inspiring. I need to insert movie plots into my workout routine stat.

ellen page is so right. i love inventing my own movie montage while i'm running.

New Jersey is an enchanted and magical land.

EXACTLY! Same old shit, different excuse. Awww...POOR LINDS (In Retrospect): She was led astray by a bad crowd in Hollywood, without her mother's nurting guidance (per interview on Ellen. Yea, Ok.) She can't go to regular AA meetings or normal "getting sober" activities because of the Paparazzi. : ( Her sex list…

The most perfect ANTM moment of all time:

Norman Bates' mother's corpse looks better than Trump.

This sort of thing is why I like Emma Stone. Most people would've just quietly rolled their eyes, but she's got no problem calling him out on it.

Who who WHO? I so badly want to know who did this amazingly dickish thing.

A cable access show in my hometown made a parody that I think hits the mark.

It's not creepy, I'm a werewolf!

a plug for Busty Girl Comics, which is amazing...

Kirsten Dunst is a moron. I've mentioned this before, but I once saw a televised interview with her in which she talked about the character development for one of her film roles. Kirsten said, "She does a complete 360!".

...and that's why Blue (who'll be a bit rebellious) will do a show with North.