19-year-olds are looking a helluva lot younger than they did when I was 19. This kid can't be a day over 12.

Even LiLo wants to make fetch happen

Yup. You wanna fight about it? Too bad.

I didn't realize that growing hair was expensive. :)

Don't say that too loud some of the other jezzie will call you a self hating nutjob.

Chocolate is actually the worst flavour ice cream. I discovered this somewhere in the middle of my adolescence....

White chocolate > dark chocolate.

"IF A FREE SPIRIT CANNOT SUCCESSFULLY BE A PRINCESS THEN I HAVE BEEN LIED TO MY ENTIRE LIFE." You've not been lied to...

Curious that Jez is excited about misogyny going on tour all summer..

Only took him 23 years to make management ...

What is even the point of a post like this? I'm asking. No one can tell anyone else what funny is, since it's not a fact. You don't find it funny, someone else will. So? What were you hoping to achieve by posting that?

Dan Rydell, I miss you so much. Casey McCall too.

Ooh, is this where we make judgments on a relationship none of us are familiar with? Maybe they do this stuff to each other all the time and have fun with it. The girl doesn't seem upset about it. But by all means, call the boyfriend and sociopath. That doesn't seem out of bounds at all!

It's true. You could have said it was Paul Giamatti and I would have been like, "sure, probably?"

wtf is happening here