I worked as a bar tender at a supper club one summer. It was fun. The guests were mostly regulars, and the food was inspiring.

I think Behind Closed Ovens is my favourite now.

Not everyone lurks on Reddit all day. Some of us lurk on Jezebel all day.

The last story sounds oddly similar to the story of how Toronto Raptors C - Jonas Valanciunas got his DUI recently...

After my husband put his 2 weeks in as GM of a family restaurant (so you know this is gonna be good), they were on a 30 minute wait on a Friday night. Two women came in with 5 kids, so a 7 top. They're quoted 40 minutes, and after 10, start bitching to the host stand about how terrible they are at doing their jobs,…

I needed a second job while saving up for college and got a waitressing job at a big chain in the area. I had never done it before and it was probably a terrible idea with my low self esteem and absolute clutziness. But I tried.

I come for the stories, I stay for the drama.

Oooh. May I?

THESE ARE ALL WONDERFUL!

I'm no body language expert, but there's something kind of hilarious about this pic.

And I feel that this type of comment amounts to silencing, pure and simple. This woman was likely suffering from a severe and possibly undiagnosed (or miss-diagnosed or under-diagnosed) mental illness and that's a very real, horrible issue that women all over the world deal with every day. Yes, I realize there is a…

To The Sober Letter Writer - What does your sponsor have to say about this? Do you have a sponsor? And if you do, do you call them and ask for suggestions before you do something like tell a normie that you're sober and then proceed to expect that normie to keep your secret perfectly for the next 60 years? …

I'm already writing out notes - in my current job, I am basically a professional best friend. I'm also a homebody that enjoys having people over and making food and drinks for them. I love the smell of clorox. I have no kids. This is kind my calling.

Yeah, I've been to Amsterdam. Just open the window, NOT yell "HEY, THERE'S MARIJUANA HERE THAT I WILL SMOKE," and you'll be fine. In an uncarpeted area the smell dissipates after 90 seconds.

it's so cute how innocent you are. That sounds pretty fucking awesome to me.

OH SHIT I MIGHT'VE HURT THE SANDWICH'S FEELINGS.

American Cheese?!

Even more rewarding when they're the little free food present that comes with your beer! Why hasn't America gotten wise to these tricks yet?