Heh, that bit from Willow Smith is the most teenager-tastic word salad I have EVER read. And I used to teach middle and high school students.

This is so hilariously awkward:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :D

It looks like he has a spare penis on his knee.

CHANGE NOT APPROVED!!!

The skit where they're coming up with "sex tips" is one of my favorites.

I make snarky comments about liberals on feminist blogs.

[whew]

This has given me a brilliant idea for a cartoon. Mary J. Reefer, Attorney at Law. A whimsical pot leaf who presents cases to the "high court".

Faith may be leaning on Kenny Chesney for some things, but I can guarantee she's not leaning in with her vagina.

guaranteed to blow your mind.

Dynamite with a laser beam...

ARCHIE WILL NEVER DIE DAMN YOU ARCHIE COMICS

It's going to be that damned jalopy that gets him.

THESE ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!

Dear Elizabeth Banks,

I wish I could have paid for everyone's dresses, but I think we had a pretty good compromise. I had my girls each pick out their own dresses. Everyone has their own taste in clothes, their own budget, their own sexy body. So I gave my ladies a stack of paint swatches and let them go crazy picking out their own…

Oh my god. I am ashamed to admit this, but I always thought she reminded me of someone... and it's because she's exactly what I thought Esme Cullen should look like. Holy crap, you win my internets today.

Can we just remember Mickey Rooney as the young boy-next-door companion to Judy Garland? I always liked them together.

I don't know much about his woman other than what I have read on Jez. and that her ex-husband sounds like a fucking asshole. The stories about her always sounds like a plot from a Lifetime movie, which is sad b/c it's her real life. Side note: she is so striking and incredible looking... she looks like she could…