Gawd, talk about clickbait. You, as a writer for a blog that is part of an actual business, have a moral, ethical, and legal obligation (spoiler: I have no idea what any of those words mean) to write about the things I want you to write about, all the time until the end of time. Now let me fixate on a typo you made…

Austin Mahone!! THIS in why we can't have nice things!!

I feel stupider for having looked at that car.

I'm on a month-long camping trip with a bunch of other college students. There's this guy I like, and he likes me. We sit together every day, tell each other secrets, it's cute as hell. There's a girl on the trip who doesn't really have friends yet, so one day I invite her to sit between me and this guy. The three…

It really is spiteful, and so transparent as well. AND SO LAZY. The obvious sexism is what really bothers me, but the laziness of this kind of sentiment is unbelievable. Like: "Well, we don't like what you have to say or that you might be deserving of respect for reasons other than your physical appearance but it's…

With you. I HATE those comments. Especially since she seems like a perfectly nice person. It's pure spite.

I won't ever find the SJP Horse jokes funny. Seriously, not ever. Talk about sexist, mean-spirited low-hanging fruit. Ugh. That shit pisses me off.

Make Purchase -> Shelter or residence donation.

I loathe One Million Moms. They need to stick to laundering their menstrual-scented Anne Taylor stretch pants and reading their clandestine copies of Fifty Shades of Grey while the smart people talk about smart people things.

It's raining on my face. All the stars for honey graham crackers! Where's some peanut butter to put on those?

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Actually, we have 480 days paid leave... /Sweden

Somebody should make a video of themselves pretending to shoot Gaillard in the head. We'll see how much he likes it.

SCARY STORY TIME!!!!

15 year old boy model's kids' clothes. 15 year old girls model women's clothes. This encapsulates a lot of things that are more than a bit wrong with society.

Here you go, try this one...

Yeah, suck it, bigots, and it's multiplying!

I eagerly await the response from One Million Moms.

I think it's cool, not just because of the content, but for the message that companies are no longer running scared from bigots. Kinda a big Eff You to certain groups.