Will Jezebel pay $10,000 for it??

Problems with Seth?

people, people cool your nipples, Biebster was just celebrating 10 years of nipplegate.

Go on...

I'm confused. It's an ad. With alcohol as the advertiser. It has a beautiful woman. And yet... she has all her clothes on. I can't even see her ass or breasts here. I'm confused. Since when did we start treating women in advertising as human beings?

Maybe its Kanye West nude with an elaborate hat that looks like a woman. The man is a fashion trend setter.

I am seriously can deficient right now!! LMAO

Get ready for the pro-Zimmerman racist gun lunatics to come out and freak out about their idol being called a racist child killer.

All I took away from this Tweet Beat is that EVEN COURTNEY STODDEN CAN DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE.

I have spoken with many nurses. They all have some sort of story like this. Sometimes when.... uh,fluid gets released from either an incision or just pressure it can really spray.

Being "beer commercial hot" usually involves not having a personality. Especially not a sarcastic, bubbly one such as Anna's.

Don't talk shit about poop jokes.

Dear Sallie Mae,

It's not just Jez though. The reason we're seeing all these posts about Macklemore is a very pissed off subset of PoC and gay commenters who aggressively criticize Macklemore and criticize Jez for not criticizing Macklemore/not writing on gay rights issues/black american rights/issues (because that's really what this…

You want to know that happened to the wolf?

I totally agree with you. That seemed really obvious to me that it was a comment on the ridiculousness of the phrase.

So nobody thinks it's blatantly obvious that the "no homo" thing was, I dunno, mocking the statement? Like the way he put it there when it didn't make any sense, WROTE OUT, "Pause," and then further clarified he was straight? Like he was lampooning men who feel the need to specify they're straight and throw out shit…