"Man Plots To Make His Daughter Cry 800 Times."

So, colleges (from what my high school scared me into believing, at least) look at your social media and everything when you apply to their schools, right? What in the world would a prospective student do if they were asked to interview and the interviewer brought up these hateful tweets? I'm just imagining the looks…

She sounds so much like old Britney here! The original version was pretty old-Brit, but this is even better.

I too unashamedly like and sing along to this song (the original and, well, now this one). Love Britney, don't care.

I'm just going to go ahead and make up that she's singing about j. biel, i hope she smells brit's perfume too. brit brit and jt forever, lol

May have been five. I don't know, i took one marijuana once and it was just too much for me.

I doubt he shed a single tear. This screams of damage control given how much flack he's been getting for smiling in the mug-shot. He came off like a remorseless shithead so now his PR people leak that he was off bawling somewhere and understands the gravity of what he did. It's pathetically transparent.

Justin Bieber was seen 'crying his eyes out' following his arrest yesterday for drunk driving, resisting arrest and driving without a licence while allegedly drag racing in Miami.

I had dinner with friend last night that brought this up! He said it really did turn a lot of his thoughts on end and has given him much to think on. He has always talked about being friendzoneded(?) and even though I definitely consider him a friend, his actions have given others the impression that he's been Nice…

Guys, let's make this happen.

Here's hoping he goes to The Dr. Drew Center for Punks who Don't Dress Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

My thoughts exactly!!

Black woman + white man = all the power to them, honey. Any and all color combos are fabulous by me!

Uncle Sugar funds your boner pills, Fuckabee. Uncle Sugar also funds penis pumps and implants. Tell us, why don't you men accept impotence for what it so clearly is? God's Will For You.

DAT A$$!!!!!!

and this - http://jezebel.com/5988008/anne-h…

OMG I know exactly what your'e talking about!! I think what really marked the start of Jez's Spite Campaign against Hathaway is when they we're all like, "Anne Hathaway is the Taylor Swift of Acting."

the irony here is that jezebel was one of the worst offenders. anne's chill.