I bet some Republicans will be...

If it doesnt have swords and dragons its going to have a hard time winning me over. This is my biggest issue with Girls.

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I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

Kaley Cuoco looks like she just hopped out of bed into a dress she had to play princess (because, everyone needs a princess dress). And she still looks beautiful. And I love her. Also, relevant:

To be fair, that could have been the baby's reaction to Jenny McCarthy on her own b/c you know, Jenny McCarthy.

My Jay Mohr story. About 10 years ago or so, I was back stage at a talk show. He was on the show talking about his wife and (I think?) kids. He loved her so much, bla bla bla.

Afterwards, he came back stage and tried to talk me up while undressing me with his eyes. It was totally totally creepy and douchy!

Ironically, I…

That baby is thinking, "Bummer there's not a vaccine against stupid."

I wish I was as "fat" as Alyssa Milano. Jay Mohr is a dink.

Loving Amanda Seyfried for this. Also the photo is great. I love people who love their dogs.

Some of us never had R Kelly amnesia.

c'mon, don't tease. give us the deets!

Would have preferred to see Miley styled like Rooster from Annie.

Amanda Seyfried seems like a good egg. And her pics with her dog are always delightful.

Beaches should not be private, they should be available for everyone to enjoy. In Hawaii all beaches are public. The land and properties adjacent to the beach can be private, but the shoreline itself is public. Thats the way it should be. Fuck rich celebrities buying up all this land and property and keeping it…

Article tempts me to criticize something about Beyonce...

I forgot about Kathy and Anderson. Now I finally have NYE plans!