Bite your tongue! Alice was the best! Books about Alice please!!

My nana wants like an ambulance service that just picks her up and takes her home from whatever it is she's doing when she can't be bothered doing it anymore. I suggested a taxi but she said her idea also includes gin.

Agreed. Good on him.

Dylan Sprouse: Welcome to adulthood, you are handling yourself quite well. I wish you well, kid.

Dirt bag is back!!!!!!!!!!!

I am almost 30 and when I hear "Unpretty" I still tear up like I did when I heard as a teen. One of the best songs..ever.

Know what? Screw it..I'm posting the video:

Yes. That part is edited out of today's bibles, but it originally said:

I love him so. But I will also never forgive him for being a more beautiful woman than I will ever be when he was in To Wong Foo.

I cannot stand the majority of his friends nor relate to them, as they're pretty much decent human beings, unlike me.

Enjoy fuming and crying over your collection, loser.

Idris and Lenny in the same post? Sa-weet!

Burden of proof is always on victims, never their perps. How bad is the epidemic of privileged, well-connected athletes attacking anyone with a body to which they feel entitled. This is bull-shit and if the national committee that oversees college football (perhaps if they were effective, I would know their initials)…

Hmm.

Nothing will ever beat the classic: Hold me closer Tony Danza.

I like her recommendation, and I also appreciate that she acknowledged that while it's one quick and meaningful change, it doesn't solve all problems associated with women in entertainment. It's rare to find such thoughtful statements about gender issues in media.

so it's not this Mango we're talking about?

Pretty sure it's the third.

Even worse than the Bag O Glass?

You mean repackaging everything that happens in the world through my (very limited) perspective isn't interesting or helpful?

This is just one more reason why the cancellation of Happy Endings is such a goddamn tragedy. Brad & Jane forever.