She doesn’t interrupt like other people. The way she does it is classy. People love it when she interrupts. They’re going to get tired of her interrupting so good.

I got on a flight from Auckland to LAX and saw Ed sitting in first class. After I got my ass to the back of the plane with the rest of the hoi polloi I happened to be seated next to a brit, and mentioned that I’d seen Ed Sheeran in first class.. he goes ‘is that the ginger homeless looking guy?’ LOL... uhhh... yah.…

Hrm. Married.

Good thing he’s not in college. Those consumer protection violations might get him kicked out!

Oooh, I’ll co-sponsor your event, but it has to be on Christmas Day, not Christmas Eve or any other Christmas-adjacent day, because otherwise it’s not really Christmas, and mom would be alone on Christmas if we didn’t have it ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

I worked with Swift on a product launch several years back (after Red but before 1989), and she was (a) surprisingly involved in the product and (b) very nice to everyone involved. I know that she was doing it in part to enhance her brand and make money, but a lot of the celebrities (and “celebrities”) we worked with…

Counterpoint: 24K Magic is good.

Love Kpop but my fav video this year is Genghis Khan by Miike Snow (shoutout to Randilyn for introducing me to it!)

Hot babes! Ripped hunks! That video has something for everyone except music lovers.

I think he looks like Hank Hill’s dad, Cotton.

Well Michael Shannon has your back.

He constantly looks like he’s seen some next level horror movie shit this past week.

My two daughters were both so excited to be casting a vote for a woman in their very first Presidential Election. Today, my eldest daughter had to keep excusing herself from a meeting at work because she couldn’t stop sobbing. My youngest, said her fellow college classmates were in tears, some having genuine panic…

I just start crying at random. I am giving you a big internet hug...

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU “MUH PRINCIPLES, MUH PURITY, MUH JILL STEINER” BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS!

I bet Kellyanne has her carry-on packed and in a corner with a ticket to Bali burning a hole in her pocket.

Dig how you explained what Big Mouth Billy Bass is, but I had to Google “Alexa.”

And you know how she deals with all those people? By not being here to make friends. Checkmate atheists.

It’s weird that in the US sports are the most important part of school culture. In the rest of the world they have teams and clubs that are separate from schools.