No one cares about your boner.

when my son was about 2 or 3 he was toddling through town pushing his blue-clothed baby doll in his sister’s pink dolly stroller. He got a few funny looks, but one older man who I will love forever smiled at him and said, “I see you’re practicing being a good dad.” What a great attitude!

One of my relatives had one of those. But the parents wanted to be surprised by the gender too, so they have the doctor write the baby’s gender on a piece of paper and stick it in a sealed envelope. They give the sealed envelope to a bakery, pre-order a cake for the party, tell the bakery to open the envelope and use…

I don’t like it either, and I visibly cringe and talk to my closer friends about it, BUT I do not publicly complain in an email chain about it with people I just met. This woman seems exhausting to me, even though I agree with her.

Loving that this married couple are actually similar in age, for once.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

Enjoy hell, you know... That place you preached against and told everyone else to avoid.

Ha yes Bruce was cracking me up. Also loved “Meet Your Second Wife.”

Ladies, always crying rape when you are in escrow with another woman!

“I have only been accused of raping people in my personal and professional life.”

“It’s worth pointing out, first of all, that no one, not even Lord of Outer Darkness Dick Cheney, thinks this is a good plan.”

Or you’ve internalized the messages that only men in alleys will rape you or that only sober, non-sexualized women get raped. Or you hear in your head the bullshit ways people like men on this site tear down assault survivors stories “you just had hurt feelings”, “you asked for it by being kinky”, “whores like you…

lol, you’re stupid and you say stupid things.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

That’s so remarkably dark that I have to, in a rare moment, disagree with you.