Is there a context where "you might be pretty under all them clothes hur hur" is not creepy? I am trying to imagine one and failing.

I will not be doing this because I enjoy the state of breathing DO YOU HEAR THAT HUSBAND STOP TAILGATING

Oh my god, one for me, one for mom, two for me, three for me...

Why are you mad?

He's dead, he doesn't know the difference. People who care about this are beyond my understanding. It's a parody of a very sexist song, and no it doesn't really matter that they apologized for it because it's still out there getting tons of radio play. It's part of the pop culture, whether they took it back later or…

Wouldn't the best apology be letting someone reclaim the melody for good instead of evil?

Wouldn't the best apology be letting someone reclaim the melody for good instead of evil?

Because...there's a love triangle? What whaaaat?

Girls is most sexist asshole song ever. I love me some Beastie Boys but they can suck it on this one.

Get in line.

Oh wow, you're into a non-threatening, disembodied, little girl voice that begins her entire argument by saying Anita only looks at evidence that fits in her narrative. (Which, what the actual fuck? Acknowledging that apples exist and are pervasive is not the same as denying the existence of a kiwi.) Anyway this is…

Oh wow, you're into a non-threatening, disembodied, little girl voice that begins her entire argument by saying Anita only looks at evidence that fits in her narrative. (Which, what the actual fuck? Acknowledging that apples exist and are pervasive is not the same as denying the existence of a kiwi.) Anyway this is…

That is true. If it were intended to be about sexy sexiness those male characters would look a LOT different. Not many people are attracted to a dude who looks like a human-faced Blanka.

I was thinking the best way to end Mockingjay 1 would be with Peeta jumping up from his hospital bed and trying to strangle Katniss. FADE TO BLACK.

Not everything is about Star Wars, nerds!

Pingu Pingu!

Speaking as a comms person, this guy is 100% correct. Of course you're going to use a "real" (ie. not stock photo, not prettied up for the nice camera) soldier to illustrate someone doing soldier stuff. A real female soldier doesn't spend ten minutes on her lipstick before she heads out of the barrack because, uh,…

I hope so. However, if that's the case it's still the farthest thing from funny.

Aw, Jesus, now I hate Michael Cera.

Do not analyze your man's porn, that way lies madness.