I find this perspective very interesting because I am 5'4" and everyone I meet classifies me as "very petite" (except people who are shorter than me). I don't consider myself the runt of the litter or anything but it's interesting that other people see me as possessing of a childlike and thus adorable height. Is…

That's amazing, I love that this exists.

That's why god gave us IG filters. The only thing that can halfway class up your shitty cellphone photography.

Nailed it.

I think that falls squarely under "all hecklers are dickheads" so you're probably good.

Most men get a chance to make it on stage and tell a joke first.

My ex-boyfriend was cagy about purchasing a $99 IKEA table.

This guy managed to be totally hot anyway.

Dr. Scholls has a line of perfectly work-appropriate flats which are surprisingly cute!

I don't think you have to feel sorry for her to appreciate that what's happening to her is way beyond the pale and unacceptable. If you're threatening to rape and murder someone for being a horrifically insensitive twatbag, you're not exactly keeping it real for Boston, you know? That is a bag of crazy which purported…

Oh for sure. But let's be fair, she has no other marketable skills so. Here we are.

Okay, this is going to out me as a massive dork but I was watching E.T. last night and she was saying she has a ruptured disc in her back and her breasts hurt constantly just from the "droop" factor. Apparently she has nerve pain in her arm all the time because everything is connected and it's such a stress on her…

HAH.

EYELET? Plenty of these are adorable but right now my brain is splitting into a billion pieces while I try to comprehend baby Eyelet.

I think anything is work if you can pay another person to do it. Housekeeping is a real job, there are housekeepers in hotels, maids in private residences etc.

It's 100% okay to be okay with how you look! Just know that is not most women's reality. I would suspect the people who jumped on you were reacting as much or more to their own (not so nice) perceptions of themselves than to anything you actually said. There is also a cultural standard which has women dismiss…

SO COOL!

Just don't make the classic mistake of being afraid of her ability, because then she'll grow up to have lots of dicey relationships with vampires, werewolves, and a shifter who owns a bar.

I think I may throw up. This is what I get for reading ghost stories alone in the house.

Ditto! I've been commenting since way before the Kinja switch and I may never have gotten a star but I play nice in the sandbox!