I love this story. That is all.

Or realized she'd never speak to him again if he did his prep school parent/teacher meeting routine with the media?

When you're in a place that specifically exists to honour those dead, then YES, you are supposed to be all solemn! Every time. This is not an unfair burden on your capacity as a human being; no one forced you into the Anne Frank house. They didn't host a pancake breakfast at Auschwitz. You're not there by accident,…

Miley just looks like a 14 year old girl desperately trying to figure out what this "sexy" is and how she can be it.

Eh, I'm not so sure. I have a friend who is very, very tiny. She's one of those people who just was born looking like a delicate bird woman and no amount of cheeseburgers was ever going to make her approach even a size four. We worked together, and I watched her get bullied daily because of her size. Stuff ranging…

Totally singing this in my head as I read the title.

Where I work, the person with the most interesting gossip is a dude. He will chat my ear off for 45 minutes if I let him. And you should hear my husband go on about the people at work and their various dramas. So it's definitely not just the ladies!

Oh, it wasn't a question.

Really, 'cause it sounds like you don't.

I've had the green tea one! It's also delicious. I love flavoured white chocolate though, maybe I'm a weirdo.

Japanese Kit Kats are amazing. They had one that loosely translated to creme brulee or some sort of pudding. Bar for chocolate set forever.

Can't we just leave the blog in the same format for 90 days at a time?

"The way they are" is there are women in active combat, so there's that. Sorry having a few players with lady faces is going to disturb your ability to believe you're actually in combat (HINT: you are not.)

Is it really going to kill your in-game experience if a couple of the people you're shooting at have lady faces? If so, I feel bad for you, special snowflake.

Video games must be an exact replica of reality at all times!

I guess, but on the other hand, fan fiction. I just can't bring myself to care. (I say this as a former member of that particular community.)

Drive to the grocery store just SCREAMING AND SCREAMING

To be fair, have we ever seen Kanye look happy? He has the original case of Bitchy Resting Face.

I did, I had to get a pap again every six months for three years. It never came back abnormal again. Most of the time it's just like "huh that looked weird, instead of looking into it, let's just put you through 10 rounds of hideous follow up!"

My husband asks me for back rubs all the time, and from the other side that shit is annoying as all hell. I wanna do it when I wanna do it, leave me alone!