"Just like the playoffs!"... like when he had an OPS of fucking 1.308 in the 2009 playoffs and led them to a title.

Jorge Luis Lopez, a lobbyist and lawyer for the Heat, "We're not just going to take what the county tells us and have them raise our rates."

One could argue that him not playing was the opposite of detrimental to the team.

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Actually I would say the defender pulling Rui down by the neck is actually what caused the free kick.

As someone who "attended a major school in a major southeasterly conference and knew a large number of scholarshipped athletes" you sound ridiculous until your last sentence. As someone who played for a very small Division 2 school (on scholarship) and lived with non-athlete roommates, I can tell you it's incredibly…

Watching the media deal with Marshawn Lynch is like watching a man bash himself in the head with a hammer and then complain about his headache.

why the fuck are police officers confronting american civilians wearing fucking camouflage?

Yes. But particularly so when added to a team with Andre Drummond and Greg Monroe, who sometimes clogged things up for each other even before the Pistons signed Josh Smith.

Can't agree more that the diet component is so much more important. I can play tennis 4xweek and still gain weight. But even if I don't exercise, if I cut the junk, I'll lose pounds. And DDP yoga is a great program for people starting out with limited flexibility (most of us guys). A great app for counting calories is…

Good for you. I've never been large (5'9"; 160#), but when I eat like I want (as you said, "like a college freshman") I can put on 5-7# in a hurry, even though I exercise 5 days a week. I'd say weight loss and general heath is 80% nutrition, 20% exercise.

How tall is the kid you adopted?

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Barkley is awesome and usually right.

For a lot of football fans, he's the only reading (and I mean any kind of reading) that they do all week. He's the Two and a Half Men of NFL coverage.