I’ve wiped sitting down my whole life and have never ever come anywhere near the water or what’s in it. Ever. Not even close. And why would you reach between your legs and under your balls? Is this a thing many sitters do? Can we have a poll seeing if that’s the case? I always reach around and wipe balls to back.

Does weight have anything to do with ass wiping preference? I thought maybe for people who are quite hefty it might be quite a bit easier to wipe standing up? Logic just seems to be that, assuming it’s not a situation where it’s very difficult to reach around while sitting down, it would be easier to wipe while…

What? This was way worse. The one you shared was basically reactionary, and at his arm, and the end of the blade happened to hit his face. This one was Keith sizing him up and swinging his stick at his head. How you can watch both video’s and come to that conclusion is mind-boggling.

I think you’re getting a bit too general. NCAA is right, you could even argue Keith’s was worse because he appeared to swing with more force. Comparing Bertuzzi to any post-whistle scrum is not remotely the same, his was a complete sucker punch from behind which he followed up with driving Moore to the ice.

Wouldn’t it make the most sense to combine the new rule with the old? Kicks that clear the endzone in the air= ball at the 20. Returner catches in endzone and kneels = ball at the 25. Of course then the NFL would have to pony up like 0.1% of it’s profits to put cameras on the back line of the endzone.

Anyway, that…

Are we sure the Cleveland police would do anything if those kinds of people were rioting?

I find people’s incessant focus on calories annoying. It’s not a good way of comparing the healthiness of a meal or a specific food. It’s a terrible way actually. Sure, if you eat a 1500 calorie burrito from Chipotle you’re going to be full as fuck, but it’s a healthier alternative to say, 5 bags of Skittles. And…

A game or two? I think you’re in for a big surprise.

I stopped reading after you mentioned lacrosse becoming the 4th major sport... it has a lot more than the NHL to pass for that to happen.

Never? Even if the Lakers had went for the “anyone else on the team” offer for Bryant? I mean, teaming up with LeBron and scraps would had to of been a pretty appealing idea.

At the very least “half-the-distance” penalties should work both ways. Basically, if a penalty on the defense would be half the distance, a penalty on the offense should be half the distance from the goal line backwards, same goes for the other end of the field. It’s silly that if you’re on the 1 yard line, a 10 yard…

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The thing that bothered me was that he didn’t really praise the defense after the win. They forced four turnovers, had like 7 sacks, scored a TD, and gave the Broncos offense the ball on the 3 yard line. I think Manning managed to say a few we’s, but if he was as good of guy as everyone wants him to be he’d have been…

But, isn’t that also a good thing? Part of the reason they received so much national attention is so that racist assholes could yell about them being thugs and not having jobs. I don’t think they’ll ever have that much national attention without the ugly side of that coin. Just because it’s not making national…

I disagree on this. Like practically anyone, I’m sure they want to be comfortable, but just because you want that doesn’t mean you’d sacrifice the gains you want to see as a society in exchange for making 5% more money than you already do. He’s a great author, and if society magically fixes itself in the next 10-15…

Christoph Walz is definitely playing him as the villain when they make a movie about this, right?

I am not a lawyer, but isn’t threatening someone while pointing a loaded gun at them considered Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon? Shouldn’t gun bro be arrested?

Yup.

Still, he’s supposed to quit having a career doing what he loves just because he’s not good but is still successful? I don’t care who you are, that’s an awful lot to ask of someone. “Hey, I know you’re living your dream, but can you go do something else instead because the music industry is unfair and you need to…

It is very OK. At least in the small town (60,000) I delivered in. We loved snow storms because we knew we’d have a huge night. Granted the town was fairly small so you never had to drive all that fast or all that far to get anywhere. More like $now $torm.