Gotta love that the Bucs (2-9) are still only 2 games back of first with 5 to play. So they have roughly the same chance of taking the division as the Seahawks!

Oops.

this actually made my balls hurt.

He's the same age as Kevin Durant during his rookie season, right? Plus a year of NBA experience. Pretty terrifying to think where he could be in 5 years. I mean how good he'll be, obviously he won't be with the Bucks.

So if this was essentially a friendly, why didn't they actually try to play a little soccer?

It's probably you make it you take it for the team with 5 guys. So I'm guessing the 1 man team would have to have a late lead for it not to be an automatic forfeit. I suppose they're covering for the extremely rare chance that the other team is having the same problem and is also down to just 2 or 3 players.

Where's all the AP jokes?

That is definitely not how you spell aggravated.

I'm a little late to the party in hating the Cardinals, but this was an invitation I couldn't turn down.

I know very little about the law, but isn't there something criminal here? At the very least with the trainer and ringside physician? Possibly the referee and probably the Duke Roufus, too?

Most of those front office employees make next to nothing and are highly skilled and very hard working, yet I doubt Silver is going to tell his owners to pay their employees more.

Careful in branding both this group and the Tea Party lest you become like them. Plenty of nutjubs are blindly supporting the Republican AND Democratic parties, too.

The whole resting your players regularly thing seems to work OK for the Spurs.... perhaps Rosenbloom does not watch basketball.

Well, cancer isn't some completely random occurrence. Diet can have a significant affect on the likelihood of you getting cancer and the odds you'll beat it if you do. And lowering your odds of cancer can and will lower your kids odds of getting cancer. There are places on this planet where cancer does not exist…

Are there men who don't feel around their testicles often? I find that hard to believe with the amount of time most of us spend with our hand just chilling in our pants.

I stopped at Alligator and Crocodile because they are WAY too far up the list. Alligator you can get in most major cities pretty easily at restaurants and/or fairs, etc. Also, Penguin at 20 seems awfully low but I digress, most of this list is awful.

So we know he's not dumb.

This should be a TV series. If it's produced anywhere near as well as this is written it would be fantastic.

It's not really an apology when you preface it with something along the lines of "if it hurt you". You're essentially saying you'd do it again with no regrets if you knew no one would be offended or hurt by it. "I'm sorry you got hurt when I ran you over with my car. I'd totally run you over again, though, if I knew…

Part of the reason he makes that money is doing stuff like this. I'm not defending his pay or his job, but I'd guess this action is a net positive in the eyes of the people who decide whether he keeps that job or not.